EdWaRd ScIsSoRhAnDs

by Twisted Anvil

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released January 17, 2016

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Track Name: Soundscape for Two Boys and Aircraft
Boy 1: (Two short screams) Get it off me. (One long scream)
Boy 2: (Countdown from 20) ..you'll get..
Track Name: Soundscape for Enraged Simian and Barricaded Control Room
I don't trust this bed.

Don't then.

(grunt of pain)

Do you trust this printer?

(laughter) I love that. 'Do you trust this printer?' There's just a really shifty printer looking around like -
'Yeah, yeah, come on, you can trust me, you can trust a man, yeah.'

'I've never seen that printer before in my life.'

'Sure you do, sure you do, kid.'

(laughter)

'I've never seen you before.'
'Sure you do, kid.'

'Since when do printers talk?'

(ghostly wail) It's just a naked man.

With a printer on his head.

(laughter) He's just got a cardboard box over his waist.
'Go on, kid.'

'You can trust me.'

'You can press my buttons.'

'Do you trust this printer? Really?'
(laughter)

Oh my god. He's like some sort of skeptical computer.
'Do you.. Do.. Do you trust this.. Do you trust this printer? Really?'

(laughter) 'Because I f***ing don't!'

It's like-
'Come on, this is my new printer..'

'I ain't sending s**t to him!'

(laughter) Your computer's like that genius working in the background that sort of keeps silent for most of the time but tries to keep you out of trouble.

'You trust this printer? Really? As f***ing if, mate.'

'Come on, I want to print out my homework.'
'I ain't sending nothing to that b**ch.'

'If you think I'm sending things to him you're f***ing wrong, son, I will send it to the school myself.'

'Mmhmm.'

'I will send it to the school's fax machine and print it out there for you, but I am not sending it to that printer.'

(laughter all round)